Ye Olde DSM IV and the Mentally Healthy Family

not all things are as they seem.

Not all things are as they seem. For those who are familiar with the book Biological Exuberance, the fact that it is possible to change a homosexual person into a heterosexual one, or a person that is straight, is totally possible. The problem with this is that it might not turn out exactly as you expect.

Before homosexuality was taken off the DSM in the early 70s, it was an illness in the same way that diseases like cancer or congestive heart, failure, or diseases. Because homosexuality was a crime in the same way DUI is today in 2024, right now, it was seen as a disease worse than congestive heart failure.

Even if you died in your car in the 1970s of a stroke or heart attack and killed three people and three other cars along with you as your life ended and slipped away from you, homosexuality was the big bad disease first. Now today in 2024 under Biden/Harris in the US, a handful of people with fruit and coffee as if they’re sitting in one room all alone by them have a single different idea. Don’t have homosexual sex with another person. That’s exactly the same gender as you, because that is a disease and a child 3000 miles away, dies all alone by themselves.

The disease of homosexual can be cured! Good people with family values know exactly how to do this.

What you wanna do is this:

Assume that homosexuality is too crazy to be allowed to even exist.

If your targeted individual is a child or too stupid to tie their own shoes, make sure they are constantly in situations were heterosexual would be the more opportune choice.

For those who want the freedom to associate with other in America, adopting a heterosexual persona is the optimal configuration of personality traits when interacting with others. Max Volsky is a Vietnam veteran of the United States Navy with teaching experience who knows exactly how to communicate that this way is right, what America is all about.

If you’re intended target is a person that’s still young, keep assuming that being LGBTQIA or homosexual sex is exactly the same thing as selling methamphetamines to a person until they grow old. Keep pushing the Heterosexuality and eventually, the kid will grow up exactly the way you want. It’s just that they might not be heterosexual the way you see heterosexuality depicted on sitcom like ‘I Love Lucy‘ or ‘Leave it to Beaver’.

An example of this technique is a happy childhood memory that I don’t mind sharing over the Internet. Once upon a time, I had a family friend named Dr. Jhulan. This person had three sons named Arnab, Arup, and Ayan. Arnab was the oldest one, the heterosexuality always made my skin crawl.

My happy childhood memory was the sleepovers I had with these three boys in their parent’s home in Overland Park, Kansas. For those who are my classmates in the same school district where Paul Rudd got his high school degree from, this is a healthy way to combat the disease of homosexuality.

Make sure your daughters have sleepovers with all of their boyfriends when they are 12 years old. We watched cartoons that were called ‘Curious George’. For children who are growing up, the obvious curiosity about sex will result in the factual outcome of a heterosexual lifestyle to the exclusion of any same-sex experiences. We would go to a local petting zoo in the area. Dr. Jhulan’s son Arnab makes my skin crawl because I have no desire for males.

If I had only petted him, then I’m sure I would have known everything about his intellectual disability, since when he was a child, he acted just like Forrest Gump. I’m sure it didn’t mean anything. We slept in the same room together. I would even come over for birthday parties. Everybody, in this part of the country that’s straight think that this is a healthy way to teach preteen child about sex. I’m sure that Vietnam was the most erotic experience a young man could ever dream of. This Volsky even mentioned that he used to collect Spider-Man comic books In that era of history.

Remember to take your Spider Man comic book to Vietnam when you have to rape women, kill small children, and burn villages to the ground for your country, and bullets will bounce off of you while every injury turns out to be an easily treatable one, as if limbs lost only grow back again through the magic of modern science.

Even today in 2024, good people who are responsible, sane, and respectful of the law know that the right thing do is make someone sorry for the day they’re born if they don’t fit inside the heterosexuality box exactly in the way that’s perfectly right. The funny thing about this Michelle-called-me-Mitch guy whose last name is Northington is that you tell people ‘thank you for your sacrifice’ because they are not from ancient times in the ancient past, 1967 or something like 1963. What this person can do is: get a shotgun like they used to sell Kmart when I worked there as a teenager, then when people like this wanna grab a person by the arm and hail them away somewhere just outside of the US so that the rights they have in America will cease to exist, they can make the sound with the shotgun that everybody who worked at Kmart when I did knows is scary.

For those in Islamic countries that arrest people for being gay and torture them before they decide whether to execute them or not, those with the same level of retail experience from there that I have know that sound will scare those individuals the same way that vegetables like arugula in lasagna scares people who think that Leviticus is 18:22, from the US de facto State Religion, is a statement of fact.

Though, who can tell what happens is you can’t really trust the people whose job it is to protect you, since no one actually has a job like that. People like that protect you the way a security guard or your school resource officer in high school protected you. Keeping someone “safe” means making sure they know when to dumb down, shut up, and stop trying. Imagine the US being a place that means more then 50 stars and 13 stripes that say, “God Hates Fags,” and you’ll find that you can’t because that’s like imagining color you’ve never seen before.